1989 Mercury Grand Marquis

"Tristan" (casselts) 10/17/2016 at 03:56 • Filed to: None

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Featuring dash boob and optional... dead hooker on the roof?

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Tristan > Tristan 10/17/2016 at 03:58

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Here’s the link to the CL ad, because Kinja.

http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/cto/5796357645.html

Krieger (@FSKrieger22) > Tristan 10/17/2016 at 04:21

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Is there a blog somewhere dedicated to failed “women as compliment” car ads? There probably should be one, but I’m not nearly talented enough at riffing on them.

Steve in Manhattan > Tristan 10/17/2016 at 04:29

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If that was a wagon, I’m on board.

Tristan > Steve in Manhattan 10/17/2016 at 04:31

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I originally clicked the ad because I thought it was a wagon.

Steve in Manhattan > Tristan 10/17/2016 at 05:28

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Maroon and fake wood? Take my money.

Tristan > Steve in Manhattan 10/17/2016 at 11:46

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Mmmmmmm!

LOREM IPSUM > Tristan 10/17/2016 at 19:50

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Pretty comfy land yacht. Vent windows.

Not bad.